I love how the style of Ganondorf goes from
Wow tall dark and sexy
whoa someone had too many cheese puffs while sealed away
good 4 u ganondorf you’re gettin back in shape
FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS
I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE
LOOK AT THIS SUCKER
THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD
IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20
PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP
TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS
Just learned that the artist for the official DMMd pieces also did the art for “Lots of Laugh.”
Pardon me while I swoon over how perfect this artist is.
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
For all that glorious Clear dong
And for Aoba sucking it
SORRY SORRY SORRY
IT’S FINE IT’S FINE
IT WAS ONLY FOR LIKE, SEVEN SECONDS.
THIS JUST IN:
Dezzy and I are trying to install DMMd via remote connections, so I can play the game from his computer, literally.
Dezzy is a computer tech.
And he describes the process of properly installing the game as “a nightmare.”
I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS MUSIC AHHHHHHHH I’M SO SORRY
AS MUCH AS I WANT TO TOUCH CLEAR’S TRA-LA-LA AND DING-DING-DONG
I DON’T THINK MY MOM WILL APPRECIAT HEARING ABOUT IT
OH MY GOD MARS
MY COMPUTER WAS ON FULL FUCKING VOLUME
YOU’RE SO LUCKY MY MOM WASN’T IN HERE
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
aobaass replied to your post: I showed my mom the Aoba figure and she called me…
That Aoba figurine is the king of all figurines
If my mom hasn’t done so much for me, I’d ask for that figure as a graduation present.